I’m getting old
Today I LOL’d at a New Yorker cartoon! Yikes.

I guess.
Then I read the article about the Kindle 2, and my response was, “I’m so glad I’m not an early adopter. Does the old-fashioned book really even need to be improved?”
Then I woke up at 6:30 AM, sweetened my decaf coffee with stolen Equal packets, put on my purple sweat suit, and watched six hours of The Price is Right.